Two carrots are sitting in a pot, cooking.
First carrot: Is it getting hot in here or what?
Second carrot: Holy shit! We’re sentient!
A potato walks by and sees the carrots in the pot.
Potato: Who puts only two carrots in a pot?
First Carrot: Shut up… potato!!!
Nathan Saliwonchyk, August 2, 2012.
Found in box labelled "tsatskis with writing"
Nathan Saliwonchyk, June 24, 2012.
Found in box labelled "tsatskis to look at"
In Search of the Miraculous meets The Yellow Brick Road
Nathan Saliwonchyk, December 8, 2011.
Found in box labelled "tsatskis to look at"
Two carrots are sitting in a pot cooking.
First carrot: Is it getting hot in here or what?
Second carrot: Holy shit! We’re sentient!
First carrot: That just doesn’t make any sense. Who wrote this joke anyway?
Nathan Saliwonchyk, December 2, 2011.
Found in box labelled "tsatskis with writing"
Around 150 – 200 people, mostly middle-aged professionals, sit in a large hall room with a large stage at front. The people talk in friendly voices, waiting for a presentation to begin.
ANNOUNCER steps to podium, a projector fan starts up, and a blue warm up logo begins appearing on the screen.
ANNOUNCER
(Speaks into microphone) Ahem. Hold on. It’s not going through. Wait. Okay. Okay. It’s on, thanks! Hi everyone. Welcome to today’s Overcoming the Fear of Public Speaking session. Last night’s talk was great and I hope you can meet us at the Mercken Hall tonight. We have a lot of great speakers. I know lots of you are wondering… but, first, sorry, before I go on, can I get a raise of hands: who here isn’t a vampire?
In the audience, about 20 hands slowly rise, accompanied by confused looks and awkward laughter.
ANNOUNCER
(Counts in head quickly, nods and looks to audience.) That’s great, good to see. Okay boys, GET ‘EM!
Nathan Saliwonchyk, December 2, 2011.
Found in box labelled "tsatskis with writing"
