Category Archives for tsatskis with writing
Humour 3.05
Two carrots are sitting in a pot cooking. First carrot: Is it getting hot in here or what? Second carrot: Holy shit! We’re sentient! First carrot: That just doesn’t make any sense. Who wrote this joke anyway?
Short screenplay
Around 150 – 200 people, mostly middle-aged professionals, sit in a large hall room with a large stage at front. The people talk in friendly voices, waiting for a presentation to begin. ANNOUNCER steps to podium, a projector fan starts up, and a blue warm up logo begins appearing on the screen. ANNOUNCER (Speaks into […]
Q: Will we be able to find any deep meaning or fulfillment, either as individuals or as a species, as long as we continue to live with the knowledge that all human life could be snuffed out at any moment in a nuclear catastrophe?
Stanley Kubrick, on computers, humans and the apocalypse; passed through free online optical character recognition software.
State of the Tsatski nation
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Love is blind (performance piece)
Find a clear pathway Begin walking in straight line Close eyes and keep them closed Keep walking and do not open eyes Walk until collision with another person Introduce yourself to person as their long lost soul mate. Start loving them.
Once overhead on a bus
Teenage girl, somewhat rough looking, enters bus. Sees friends at back of bus. Seats herself by them. Girl: I have been crying and crying the past four days. Like, crying nonstop. I have been crying so much I can’t even cry anymore. I have no water left in my body. Friend: That sucks. Maybe you […]