{"id":308,"date":"2009-12-16T19:19:56","date_gmt":"2009-12-17T00:19:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/?p=308"},"modified":"2009-12-16T19:20:35","modified_gmt":"2009-12-17T00:20:35","slug":"p-the-p-off-the-p-abstract","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/?p=308","title":{"rendered":"P the P off the P [abstract]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i am one of those people that believes that a toilet brush is for ridding single (and in particular cases, minuscule cultures of multi-) celled bacteria from the <em>netty<\/em>. so in the case of, my newish ne&#8217;er-do-well \/ good-for-naught &#8220;alchy-roomie&#8221; whose <em>morning after <\/em>leaves substantial amounts of jaw dropping fecal matter adhered to the basin in which it has been laid to rest, i must <em>piss<\/em> the <em>poo<\/em> off the <em>porcelain<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i am one of those people that believes that a toilet brush is for ridding single (and in particular cases, minuscule cultures of multi-) celled bacteria from the netty. so in the case of, my newish ne&#8217;er-do-well \/ good-for-naught &#8220;alchy-roomie&#8221; whose morning after leaves substantial amounts of jaw dropping fecal matter adhered to the basin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=308"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":314,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308\/revisions\/314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}