{"id":251,"date":"2009-12-16T12:01:35","date_gmt":"2009-12-16T17:01:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/?p=251"},"modified":"2012-08-20T15:45:19","modified_gmt":"2012-08-20T20:45:19","slug":"fearful-grinds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/?p=251","title":{"rendered":"Fearful grinds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Something seemed eerily familiar about the coffee stain at the bottom of my coffee cup from the other day. And then it hit me!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/coffee-stain-queen-victoria.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"width: 288px; height: 300px;\" title=\"Queen Victoria has possessed my coffee cup!!!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/coffee-stain-queen-victoria.gif\" alt=\"We are not amused.\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;We are not amused.&#8221;<br \/>\nThere can be no other conclusion than:<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 1.2em; text-align: center;\"><strong>THE RESTLESS PURITANICAL<br \/>\nSPIRIT OF QUEEN VICTORIA<br \/>\nHAS POSSESSED<br \/>\nMY MORNING COFFEE!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Which, logically, means&#8230; every morning I am drinking the soul of Queen Victoria. Every morning!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something seemed eerily familiar about the coffee stain at the bottom of my coffee cup from the other day. And then it hit me! &#8220;We are not amused.&#8221; There can be no other conclusion than: THE RESTLESS PURITANICAL SPIRIT OF QUEEN VICTORIA HAS POSSESSED MY MORNING COFFEE!!! Which, logically, means&#8230; every morning I am drinking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=251"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2513,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions\/2513"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}