{"id":2069,"date":"2012-08-02T13:48:41","date_gmt":"2012-08-02T18:48:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/?p=2069"},"modified":"2012-08-14T10:10:48","modified_gmt":"2012-08-14T15:10:48","slug":"humour-3-06","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/?p=2069","title":{"rendered":"Humour 3.06"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Two carrots are sitting in a pot, cooking.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>First carrot: Is it getting hot in here or what?<\/p>\n<p>Second carrot: Holy shit! We&#8217;re sentient!<\/p>\n<p><em>A potato walks by and sees the carrots in the pot.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Potato: Who puts only two carrots in a pot?<\/p>\n<p>First Carrot: Shut up&#8230; potato!!!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two carrots are sitting in a pot, cooking. First carrot: Is it getting hot in here or what? Second carrot: Holy shit! We&#8217;re sentient! A potato walks by and sees the carrots in the pot. Potato: Who puts only two carrots in a pot? First Carrot: Shut up&#8230; potato!!! &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2069"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2136,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069\/revisions\/2136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}