{"id":2013,"date":"2011-12-02T12:46:39","date_gmt":"2011-12-02T17:46:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/?p=2013"},"modified":"2011-12-02T21:19:54","modified_gmt":"2011-12-03T02:19:54","slug":"short-screenplay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/?p=2013","title":{"rendered":"Short screenplay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Around 150 &#8211; 200 people, mostly middle-aged professionals, sit in a large hall room with a large stage at front. The people talk in friendly voices, waiting for a presentation to begin. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>ANNOUNCER steps to podium, a projector fan starts up, and a blue warm up logo begins appearing on the screen. <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: center;\">ANNOUNCER<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">(Speaks into microphone) Ahem. Hold on. It&#8217;s not going through. Wait. Okay. Okay. It&#8217;s on, thanks! Hi everyone. Welcome to today&#8217;s Overcoming the Fear of Public Speaking session. Last night&#8217;s talk was great and I hope you can meet us at the Mercken Hall tonight. We have a lot of great speakers. I know lots of you are wondering&#8230; but, first, sorry, before I go on, can I get a raise of hands: who here isn&#8217;t a vampire?<\/p>\n<p><em>In the audience, about 20 hands slowly rise, accompanied by confused looks and awkward laughter. <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">ANNOUNCER<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">(Counts in head quickly, nods and looks to audience.) That&#8217;s great, good to see. Okay boys, GET &#8216;EM!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Around 150 &#8211; 200 people, mostly middle-aged professionals, sit in a large hall room with a large stage at front. The people talk in friendly voices, waiting for a presentation to begin. ANNOUNCER steps to podium, a projector fan starts up, and a blue warm up logo begins appearing on the screen. ANNOUNCER (Speaks into [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2013"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2013"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2013\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2020,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2013\/revisions\/2020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}