{"id":1328,"date":"2010-01-15T20:55:02","date_gmt":"2010-01-16T01:55:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/?p=1328"},"modified":"2012-08-17T15:08:48","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T20:08:48","slug":"big-city-great-humour-perfect-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/?p=1328","title":{"rendered":"Big City Great Humour Perfect People"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/leaf.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/leaf.jpg\" alt=\"leaf\" style=\"width:400px;\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto, when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck.<\/p>\n<p>A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. &#8220;Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,&#8221; he starts writing in his notebook. &#8220;But I&#8217;m not a Leafs fan,&#8221; the little hero replied. &#8220;Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were,&#8221; said the reporter and starts again: &#8220;Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack&#8221; he continued writing in his notebook. &#8220;I&#8217;m not a Jays fan either,&#8221; the boy said. &#8220;I assumed everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or Jays fan. &#8220;What team do you root for?&#8221; the reporter asked. &#8220;I&#8217;m a Montreal Canadiens fan.&#8221; the child said.<\/p>\n<p>The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, &#8220;Little French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; In&#8217;ernet Joke<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto, when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1328"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1328"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2346,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1328\/revisions\/2346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tsatski.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}