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If I were to write a zombie film, I would write the story of a young man who survived the zombie apocalypse by pretending to be a zombie. Outwitted by his convincing performance, the zombies considered the young man one of their own and didn’t eat him. For years he lived this way, adopting the […]

Fish & Chips & Literature Transcription from An Interview with Ernest Hemingway The Old Man and the Sea: What did the fish mean to the man? [Theme music. Captain Higliner sits at a table with Gilligan and Ernest Hemmingway, in front of a live studio audience.] Highliner Hello, and welcome to another sea-faring adventure in […]

Attain a copy of Kierkegaard’s Purity of Heart Choose a favourite passage from the book with the word “eternal” inside With an eraser, remove the word “eternal” Everyday thereafter, faithfully check that passage in the book to see if the word returns.

If I were an ancient alien civilisation whose homeworld faced complete destruction through some cataclysm, I would have the best scientists invent a technology to recreate the civilisation on a distant planet. They would devise a method by which all the instructions of how to rebuild their civilisation… a vast, infinitely compressed archive of their […]

A Dance with Dragons Conquest of the Useless What is to be Done?

Two carrots are sitting in a pot, cooking. First carrot: Is it getting hot in here or what? Second carrot: Holy shit! We’re sentient! A potato walks by and sees the carrots in the pot. Potato: Who puts only two carrots in a pot? First Carrot: Shut up… potato!!!